is it blasphemous to call jesus from the show ‘the bible’ sexy? because take a look…
like, that’s not cool… jesus can’t be hot. i feel dirty and like a cheap shallow woman for calling jesus sexy but just LOOOOOOOK….
OMG SO I HEARD MY NEIGHBORS HAVING SEX SO I STARTED JUMPING ON MY BED AND LIKE MOANING OR SOME SHIT AND THEY STOPPED. OMG AND I HEARD THE GUY SAY “DAMN WHY CAN’T WE BE FUN LIKE THAT”
I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
(via rayraystolemytacos)
YOU'RE NEW TO TM IF:
- "MY GIRL" MEANS NOTHING TO YOU
- THE ONE SONG YOU KNOW IS HELLO OR MRS. RIGHT
- PRODIGY IS THE ONE WITH THE FRO
- YOU CALL ROC ROYAL "DOUBLE R"
- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 143 ;) HAS TO DO WITH MINDLESS BEHAVIOR
- YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT TM STANDS FOR
- "PITCH BLACK WAYFARERS..." DOESN'T RING A BELL
- THIS IS THE FIRST YOU'VE HEARD OF MB CAM
- YOU DON'T STAY MINDLESS ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY
- YOU ARE KEEPING TRACK OF DRAMA
- PRINCETON IS THE ONE WITH THE TWO BRAIDS
- YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THERE WERE HIGH SCHOOL TOURS
- YOU DON'T KNOW AVATAR, OR THE SNOWFLAKE OUTFIT
- ROC HAS ALWAYS HAD SHORT HAIR
- JULY FIRST IS IRRELEVANT TO YOU
- "..............WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROCZILLA? MR. FERNANDO? DR. LOON?"
- YOU'VE NEVER HEARD "WE ABOUT TO HIT THE HAAAYSAAACK!"
- BUT IT'S OKAY CUZ "...NOW YOU KNOW!" << that was a DOUBLE R quote btw ;)
REBLOG IF YOU FOLLOW BACK .
Sit back and casually wait for a hoard of followers.
Wtf!! i have 60+ NEW Followers already!!!
i gained 50+ followers! WHOOP !
ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK AND (1) MESSAGE
loVE MEH
(via black-cheetos)
